If you feel the way I do about cleaning your bicycle chain, you might enjoy this parody from the esteemed Sheldon Brown and Tom Deakins.
Check out:
The ShelBroCo Bicycle Chain Cleaning System
Sheldon Brown, we miss you.
Read the complete post at http://ebent.wordpress.com/2008/02/28/how-to-really-clean-a-bicycle-chain-parody/