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May 2006 - Posts

  • Blue Collar Optimist

    I used that phrase at the office today and immediately thought of my last post. What do I mean by it? Simply that I have to work at being optimistic. Today at work, a friend of mine elaborated to me what he thought the worst case scenario was for a situation our company is dealing with. I responded that I saw his point, but that it wasn't the worse case scenario. After I laid my worst case thoughts on the table, my friend responded with, "The Prince would be proud."

    Nothing like a Niccolo Machiavelli reference at work.

    How's this for a fiesty new schedule?

    July 8. Manawa XC.
    July 22. 12Hrs of Cedar Valley
    July 29. 24Hrs of On Your Left (aka 9 Mile).
    August 19th. Swanson NE State Championships
    September 2. 24Hrs of Seven Oaks
    September 23. Indian Cave Marathon

    August seems a bit barren. I wonder what I missed.

    Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel. Every one sees what you appear to be, few really know what you are.
    Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince
  • Well, That Sucked

    The Branched Oak 12hr Race Report post had two potential titles. "I Suck" was in the running for quite a while.

    I arrived reasonably early but most of the prime spots were taken so I ended up right by an industrial size trash can. Maybe that was a sign? I pulled most of my gear out of the van, set the crew free to play around the lake, said a quick hello to Mr. 24 and slowly got my act together. I was able to get able from the trash can at some point, and was in a nice spot to pit so I felt okay.

    During the rider meeting, they announced that there would be a solo SS category and I will admit that my ego was excited. Despite the three weeks off, I thought I could do pretty well.

    We took off on a Lemans style start which was more an exercise in not twisting an ankle. We we got to the bikes, the first thing I tried to do was grab Zach's Niner. For those of you who aren't local, the course starts by following the lake through a secton of the park that's never ridden. The only traffic is probably people walking down to the water's edge. Simply put, it's rough as fuck. Going rigid on it was an exercise in running a jackhammer. Once we hit the actual trail, two things quickly became apparent. No one had cut back the limbs and brush. I was in too big of a gear.

    There were a few highlights to my crappy four laps. I was passed by several people who were buzzing right along looking strong, RF, Schlake and Mr. 24 come to mind. Bonsall gave me the best moment though. He pulled up behind me in jackhammer land and said, "Is that one of them singlespeed 29ers?" I started to say "Yes..." when I turned and saw it was Jeff running his 29er Kona SS and smiling. I hope that cat did well.

    On my fourth lap, I was walking way too much and said, "Fuck it." I pulled out, sat down in a camping chair and stewed for a long while. The thinking went pretty much as follows. I worked hard over the winter and early spring to really bring up the level of my fitness. Mission accomplished. TI gets rained out. I end up off of the bike for three weeks so basically all of that effort has basically been wasted. Frankly, that's basically how I still feel this morning.

    At some point though, I will stop being such a self-centered prick, make some more espresso and go mow my yard. This is the wrong weekend for me to obscess over how poorly I ride a bike.

    Snob out.
  • Small Slice of Normal


    Spent some time last night with Corey, Jeff and Sam last night cleaning up the Niner. Sam stayed for the beer and hangout. Brillant!!

    The office closed early today so I hung at the shop for a while, threw a new chain on Godzilla and then, I was enjoying myself so much I worked on the build of KKS' Niner.

    Looks like the 12hr is the place to be this weekend. Lots of Local Love. Team Crack-N-Fail in the house. As everyone seems to say, Good Times.

    Anyone else going Solo?


    The RadMan and I will see you sucka's tonight. I wonder where my old Vision Skateboards sweatshirt is?
  • 20 Questions


    In no particular order, these are things that are floating around my cranium. I wonder if I will actually have 20.

    - Gear Selection for the 12Hr?

    - Ti or Steel?

    - Could I do well SS style at this?

    - Should I go to the Iron Cross even if the above is true and I miss out on points?

    - If I put a yurt up on some land, where should I put it?

    -Who's gonna challenge "Sameron Rosenhaus" in the team competition?

    -Will I ever remember to bring the Guinness in my office home?

    Okay, Seven.
  • Memorial Day Experiment

    What are the odds someone would have success in a 12hr race after being forced off of the bike for 3 weeks? I plan to find out this weekend so stay tuned.

    More good Kanza reports from:

    Dave and Paul. Plus, Paul's got Pics.

    Plus, Matt's worried I am going to get him into trouble.
  • Paint By Numbers

    I have been spending a lot of my time lately doing a bit of online shopping for a cross frame. I have spent most of my time looking at Indy Fab and Ira Ryan's site. Part of me is tempted to create something obscene (cost wise) and the other part of me knows that my history is to destroy my bikes so maybe extravagence isn't my bag.

    Kanza write ups are starting to go up, with more to come. My favorite thus far is Joe's.

    Props to everyone who started and even more to everyone who finished.

    Say this in your best Fletch voice, "Paging Dr. Rosenhaus."
  • Corey Godfrey with the Kung-Fu Grip

    I was explaining to Mrs. Snob that our boy Big Skinny, reigning 12Hrs of Branched Oak Solo Champion, had broken his wrist and that, in setting the cast, the medical staff had formed the cast so he could still ride. She commented, "like an action figure?" "Yes, he is Corey Godfrey with the Kung-Fu Grip." Man on and of the Scene CVO had the photo op, along with the happenings at Lewis and Clark
  • This World and then the Fireworks

    I've been flying a black flag in front of my house since last Tuesday. No one's said much about it until tonight. I was sitting on my front porch, drinking a little decaf espresso, letting the sunset. We live on a side street, but it's a street that leads right to the Rock Island trail so tonight there was plenty of traffic. Normally, I people watch. Bad bikes, bad running form. Kids having fun and making their parents both panic and smile. My cup is nearly empty and some yuppie father in his finest adidas says something to me that I don't quite catch. I sit up and grin. Most people are friendly and being polite's no huge chore. "I'm sorry?"

    "Why in the hell are you flying that flag?"

    "Because it's illegal for me to walk up and bash your fucking teeth in." Deadpan delivery. I'm just drinking coffee.

    Now polite is out, so we play the waiting game to see who bails out and what stupid thing they'll say to save face when they do it. I just sit in my chair. He glares between me and the flag. It's been too long. He's not coming up my driveway yet so I know he's not going to go anywhere but away. I sit back, see a toy light saber sitting in my yard. What if I hit this idiot with a toy lightsaber? I smile and he sees it.

    "What the fuck are you smiling about?"

    "Hitting you with a light saber."

    Now Adidas doesn't know what to do, which of course I love. He starts walking away.

    "You should take that down."

    I didn't say anything in return. I probably should have said some clever Star Wars line or at least raise my coffee cup to him in the finest Pulp Fiction style, but I just watched him walk off.

    I know that doesn't have anything to do with bikes or single speeds, so humor me and file that under assorted snobbery.
  • Too Many Buckets

    Has anyone read the new rules regarding race licenses and cross? I had a mild panic attack at first thinking I would be forced to race beginner because I couldn't race last year, but I guess I am okay.

    The Niner will be getting some bearings from Father Phil soon. Originals were scorched in less than three months. Not very impressive.

    I've now been off the bike for a week. My body is rebelling in odds ways.

    Burning in Water, Drowning in Flame.
  • The Good Stuff

    The closest I got to the good stuff this weekend was seeing Cam Chambers GF Subaru drive by heading to Wilderness Perk while I sat in Juice Stop with my crew prior to Seven's dance rehearsal.

    CVO's got your Visuals from the Platte Marathon. Looks like Cam took it, which can't be too shocking. Maybe it was the goodness of the perk that pushed him to the top. Who's got the goods on MW? First SS?

    Mr. 24 showed he's also a force at 12. Carl podiumed at 3rd. Nice work fellas.

    Basso's kicking ass today in the Giro.

    Looks like my next race with have to wait until here: 12hrs of Cedar Valley.
  • On the Record


    The Lincoln Journal Star ran an article about the company I work for in their business section today. (The same company that created the technology behind the Endurosnob Epic Registration Store.)

    It's interesting to see how someone who spends a morning in your office ends up talking about your company. While the article is factual, I wouldn't say it really conveyed what our deal is (our at least my vision of it).

    If you are local and have the actual paper, there is a lovely cliche picture of most of us standing by the sign out in front of the office. I am pretty easy to spot in the Laramie Enduro shirt. I had been walking around in socks but threw the Sidi's on to walk outside.

    On the positive side, when I first started working there, I sat in a meeting and said, "So, you're Minor Threat wanting to become Fugazi." A couple people actually knew what I meant which turned out to be a great sign.

    I enjoy being a Freak in a Freak Kingdom.

    On a blogging note, I have noticed that several people have linked over to this little dysfunctional corner of the web. Thanks to all. I will work to return the favor soon.

    Also, The Darkness sent me some shirts recently. (Thanks man.) He's rocking one in the pic (which was lifted from his site.) Maybe that should be my work attire tomorrow. I just don't know if I have the face paint.
  • News You Can't Use

    Gwadzilla has the goods that Eric Roman not only is rocking it for Fisher now, but was rocking it geared. What? Huh? What? Do we need to rename the IF pink now? The BKB is faster than you (me too), but not faster than Eric Tonkin (but not many are.) Another sign-up for the Epic today. I have started hyperlinking blogs/sites as appropriate. I miss Platte already.
  • MENSA Prospect

    So, as I am cleaning the One last night, I look at ye old front ring and see, plainly printed along the outer edge "34." I have thought it was a 32 ever since I built the bike. Genius.

    I'm a little bummed about the lack of registrations for the Epic, but November is a long way away, so I am hoping racers just keep trickling in. Thanks to those who have jumped in already.

    Platte Marathon coming up this weekend. I am still trying to find a way to race but it's not looking good. Word on the Omaha St says Cameron will be rocking the house again. I wonder what other big guns might show for a shot at $300?

    How about a camping trip for the NEW 24?
  • Sa-Fuckin-Low

    Registrations are trickling in for the Epic. Tempted? Sign up here. At least my registration looks a hell of a lot better than an Active.com page. I will post the initial racer list on the Epic site tomorrow.

    Time to redesign the schedule for 06. Stay Tuned.

    The Niner is in pieces in the basement at the moment. I may break the Fascist Killer back out for a few days as I get the One back in order.

    Here's to polishing the brass on the Titanic.
  • The Devil is Chasing Me

    and I am about to stop short.

    It looks like the Platte Marathon and Kanza are out for the Snob. The 12HR remains possible.

    Things are golden compared to CreepyFriendly though, so I am not bitching.

    Well, maybe just a little.
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